Kami GarciaThe guy thought he was Mick Jagger. I felt bad for him.
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The guy thought he was Mick Jagger. I felt bad for him. One time, I was working out with a guy who thought he was Mick Jagger. He had all the moves down.
When I asked him how he got all the moves down, he said, “I put my hands up to my crotch and make like I’m having an orgasm.” I laughed at him. I thought it was funny that this guy had learned to mimic one of the greatest rock stars of all time, but then I realized that what he did was more than just a pantomime; it was a declaration of his manhood. It’s not about what you do on the field or in the gym; it’s about how you do it.
And giving a guy a handjob is the way you do it to say “I love you more than anyone else in the world will ever love you.”
Source: Beautiful Creatures
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